May 27, 2009

Girl Power! (Marriage)

Marriage Part 1

Husband and wife are having a strong argument on their 40th anniversary.
Husband yells:
- When you die, I'll have your plaque made, so it reads like this: 'Here lays my Wife -Cold as always'.
- Ah, yeah? she replies. When you die, I'll have your plaque made, so it reads like this: 'Here lays my Husband...HARD AT LAST'

................(HE ASKED FOR IT!)...................

Marriage Part 2

A Husband (doctor) and his Wife are fighting at breakfast. The Husband gets up furious and tells her:
- 'And by the way, you're no good in bed either,' and he's off to work, banging on doors.
After a while, he realizes how rude he was and decides to try and fix things between them, so he calls her. She picks up the phone after letting it ring several times, and her husband, very irritated, asks her,
- 'Why did it take you so long to pick up the phone?'
She says:
- 'I was in bed.'
- 'In bed so early, doing what?'.-
-'LOOKING FOR A SECOND OPINION'-


......... -(YES, HE ASKED FOR THAT ONE TOO!) ............


Marriage Part 3

A man has 6 children and he's very proud of his feat. He's so proud of himself, he starts calling his wife 'Mother of 6', even though she complained about this.
One night they go to a party. The man decides he's ready to leave and he wants to know if his wife is ready to go too. He yells as loud as he can:
- Shall we go home 'Mother of 6'?
His wife, irritated by her husband's indiscretion, yells back:
- Any time, 'Father of 4'.

Marriage Part 4

A man and his wife are having problems at home and giving each other the 'silent treatment'. Suddenly the man remembers that the next day he needs his wife to wake him up at 5 am to catch a bussiness flight. Not wanting to be the one to break the silence (and LOSE), he writes her on a piece of paper:
-'Please wake me up at 5 am' and leaves it where he knew she'd find it.
On the next morning, the man wakes up to find that it's 9 am and that he's lost his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him up, when he finds a sheet of paper on his bed. The paper reads:
-'It's 5 am now. Wake up.'

*********************

El Matrimonio (Parte I)

Un esposo y su esposa tienen una discusion fuerte el dia de 40 aniversario.
El esposo le grita,
- Cuando te mueras, te voy a mandar a poner una placa que diga: 'Aqui yace Mi Esposa - Fria como siempre'.
- Ah, si? respondio ella. Cuando tu mueras, te mando a poner una que diga: 'Aqui yace Mi Esposo....DURO AL FIN'

................(EL SE LO BUSCO!)...................

El Matrimonio (Parte II)
Un esposo (doctor) y su esposa se pelean a la hora del desayuno. El esposo se levanta furioso y le

- 'Y por cierto que no sirves en la cama tampoco,' y se va al trabajo tirando puertas.
Despues de un rato, se da cuenta de lo grosero que fue y decide intentar arreglar las cosas, asi que la llama. Ella atiende el telefono despues que suena varias veces, su esposo muy irritado le pregunta,
- 'Por qué te tomó tanto tiempo contestar el telefono?'
Ella dice:
- 'Estaba en la cama.'
- 'En la cama tan temprano, ¿haciendo qué?'.-
-'BUSCANDO UNA SEGUNDA OPINIÓN'-

dice,......... -(SI, ESA SE LA BUSCÓ EL TAMBIÉN!) ............

El Matrimonio (PARTE III )

Un hombre tiene 6 hijos y esta muy orgulloso de su hazaña. El esta tan orgulloso de si mismo, que comienza a llamar a su esposa 'Madre de 6' aun cuando ella se quejaba.
Una noche van a una fiesta. El hombre decide que es hora de irse y quiere saber si su esposa esta lista para irse tambien. El grita lo mas fuerte que puede:
- Nos vamos a casa 'Madre de 6'?
Su esposa, irritada por la indiscrecion de su esposo, le contesta gritando:
- Cuando quieras, 'Padre de 4'.

............ -(AGARRA ESA FLOR!).............

El Matrimonio (PARTE IV)
Un hombre y su esposa estaban teniendo problemas en casa y dandose uno a otro el 'tratamiento de silencio.' De repente el hombre recuerda que al siguiente dia necesitaba que su esposa lo despierte a las 5 am para un vuelo de negocios. No queriendo ser el primero en romper el silencio (y PERDER), le escribió en una hoja de papel,
-'Por favor despiértame a las 5 am' y lo dejó donde sabía que ella lo encontraría.
A la mañana siguiente el hombre despertó para darse cuenta que eran las 9 am y que había perdido su vuelo. Furioso estaba por ir a ver porqué su esposa no lo había despertado, cuando encontró una hoja de papel sobre la cama. El papel decía:
-'Son ya las 5 am. Despierta.'


I found these some time now, and had them in my computer, I just re-found them, and I'm posting them here for all of you to laugh with me!!!

greetings from the dark road,

2 monkey thought (s):

I Heart Monster said...

Thanks for the laugh :o)

Ella Press said...

No problem! lol :P

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